Kmarket Conspiracy.

Fig A: Watermelon went from $1.99 per melon to $5.99 per melon

Spending six bucks on a watermelon is by no means going to cause an irreparable dent in my bank account, but it’s the principle of the thing! Knowing that the SAME watermelon were $2 just two weeks ago makes me feel ripped off and suckered by the market to buy the same thing for three times the original price now!


Fig B: Boycotting watermelon

Luckily for me my second favorite summer fruit of all time WHITE PEACHES are in season woot!

Haircut.

Want to show off my new hair but the mosquito bite massacre on my limbs keep stealing the thunder!

Haiti Haitus.

Hi everyone!

Today I am off to Haiti for a mission trip with my church for the next two weeks-ish!

After spending the greater part of the past weekend and most of last night writhing on the ground overwhelmed by the pressures of packing (I HATE PACKING!) and finding everything in my power to do anything other than pack, I am now adequately sleep deprived enough to hopefully (mercifully) be knocked out during the entirety of the red-eye flight.

See y’all when I see y'all!

Haters.

Souplantation.

Souplantation for lunch equals a super happy Susan but a concurrently super unhappy set of boys, who apparently never grew out of leaving veggies on their plate. As enjoyable (and rare) as Souplantation for company lunch is for me, it also comes at a great cost as the unhappy boys cause an unhappy ruckus in a public space that follows the exact playlist they perform every time they are subjected to eating at Souplantation:

The Unhappy Boys at Souplantation Song:

Track 1: Have loud heated debates in Korean along the entire length of the salad bar about how every veggie they come across is ridden with E.Coli and Salmonella outbreak and eating it will give you seizures.

Track 2: Spend 30 minutes each clogging up the soup line in front of the chicken noodle soup trying to fish out every last chunk of chicken while whining that this is the only meat they will be eating all day.

Track 3: Shoot dirty looks at me during the entire meal complete with wry remarks like: “Are you HAPPY, Susan?” or “Are you having a GOOD LUNCH, Susan?” to express how I have personally ruined their lives by suggesting souplantation for lunch.

Track 4: Spend the entire afternoon after lunch whining loudly that they are so hungry from not having REAL food.

So 30 minutes of happiness in my mouth is completely NOT worth the 10+ following hours of listening to the Unhappy Boys Song. I will not be suggesting Souplantation for lunch again.

Groceries.

I have a very strict “one-trip-only” policy when it comes to transporting groceries from my car to doorstep and would much rather see my arms drop off than make a second trip, no matter how heavy or how many the bag count.

Cold Summer.

Dreamer Redux.

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Please excuse the repost, but today is J's birthday and this dreamer series I posted during her bday week last year just so happens to be one of my personal favorites! :) All those super cheesy actual quotes were uttered while we were still in the talks over the launching of our company I61studio and it's since been an insanely awesome year! Happy birthday J, my partner in crime!