Champion!

I am totally proud to announce that yours truly has successfully beaten the entire current four levels of Angry Birds (BAM POW!)!!! I now pronounce myself champion and ultimate defeater and ruthless crusher of rubble and green pigs. Above you may see an actual snapshot of me taken for the local paper in which I am candidly chillaxing with my pals. In midair. Because we be FLY like that.

Octopus Hat.

If ever I ever had an octopus pet,
How surely most definitely assuredly I’d set

The pet right up on the top of my head
Passersby be awed, “How wonderful!” said

The octopus and me, what a sight to be seen!
We’d be the talk of the town, with fashion so keen!

Office Supply Sales Lady.

Figure A: Pretty Office Supply Sales Lady.


Figure B: Susan fixated on pretty office supply sales lady.


Figure C: More specifically fixated on her hair.


Figure D: Sad and jealous Susan.

Dapper Art Block.

Art Block.

Movie.

If my life was a movie and the movie was about a scale and about how I never use it and in the course of that movie I finally do decide to use it after not weighing myself for over half a year and the entire latter half of the movie was spent oscillating between thunderous and suspense ridden music because I am too scared to look at the numbers for fear that the numbers may very possibly have sky rocketed in the time I have neglected to check the scale and left it collecting dust in the corner of the bathroom... If my life was that movie and I was the main character on the scale too scared to look and the movie consisted of two hours with claustrophobic and nauseating footage of just that… Then this is the poster of that movie, and I am the one in that poster too scared to look.

Spolier alert: In the end I look and it turns out the number is the same as the one from half-a-year ago. Huzzah! lower number= win, but same number= win too. Now to abandon the scale again for another six months.

PSA.

We interrupt our regular programming today to bring you a happy mappy preppy yeppy positive Public Service Announcement! Don’t give up! You ken do eet! Woohoo~