Champion.

Since moving into our new haus, I have successfully fixed the broken food disposal in the kitchen sink, fixed the garage opener, removed the front screen door, fixed the stove, and risked my life to exchange an impossibly high stairway light bulb. I now consider myself the king and champion (nay, the MCGUYVER) of all new-haus-fixes and you may all refer to me as such hohoho (struts off to imaginary fanfare and applause).