Company Christmas Dinner.

Tonight is my fourth annual holiday Christmas party with my company. Nothing much to report except that this is my third year going dateless. This being my fourth one, you may (likely not) be wondering who I took my first ever holiday Christmas party.

Let us now journey back in time to the year 2007, this very month of December to find out (insert tacky watery fade-out effect):


Figure A: J as my date to my company Christmas party.
All my coworkers think we are cute.



Figure B: Me as J’s date to her company Christmas party.
All her coworkers think we are gay.

Needless to say, it did not happen again.