Happy NYE.

Adieu.

Today I bid my last wisdom tooth farewell.

Success!

After years and years and years (read:weeks) of dogged searching! I've finally found a replacement coat for the one my roomie lost! huzzah!

Dentist.

I feared my mouth would surely rip apart at the corners.

Weeds.

Merry Christmas.

Assailed by rabid-hyper half-nekkid brother first thing in the morning!

Gone Fishing.

I'm off to Norcal for the holidays! I shall miss you dearly, Socal!!!

OM.

I have an alternate personality that rears its head only around this time of year every year. this alternate personality is nothing like my usual active, healthy, greens-and-fruits eating person. on the contrary, it is a gluttonous pig with a bottomless pit for a stomach and cannot, for the life of itself, hold its sugar.

Out of It.

The past three nights of sleeping at 3am is catching up to me, fast.

Advocate.

I would never wish these evil articles of underclothing on even my worst enemies (if i had any) or on any living, breathing human being or organism with the slightest mental capacity for joy and happiness and wellbeing!

Hum.

Tonight is our Corporate Christmas Dinner party.

Trust.

Dress Up.

OMG.

i just realized that christmas is NEXT WEEK and i have NO time to go christmas shopping!!! AHHH!!!!

PPC.

I don't like taking personal phone calls inside the office for all the boys and their mamas to hear and know my biznatch, so i always take calls outside. However, it is now officially too cold to to be yapping around out there, thus i am no longer taking any personal calls until next spring. the preferred mode of communication for the winter season is the antisocial mode: email, fb, text.

Mr. Penguin.

Hmph.

Blackout 2

Monday Again.

Power of Makeup.

Today I discovered that the days i don't wear makeup, the boys all automatically think I am sick, and the days I do, they think I've recovered. Granted, I actually was sick on Tuesday but I wasn't anymore for the rest of the week. I'm not sure whether to feel appreciative of their profuse and genuine concern for my health... or insulted that they think my non-made-up face looks so horribly ill.

Pants-Free.

Greatest. Fashion. Comeback. EVER!!!
I haven't worn leggings since elementary school when floral print leggings were the bees knees and the cats abs and have since abstained because i thought it could never translate onto an adult, but being the mindless flow-follower that i am (i.e. Uggs), I purchased a pair (Target $6) and IT CHANGED MY LIFE. i now no longer have to wear them dreaded JEANS or PANTS (ugh! hate em!) and can wear skirts and dresses (love em!) aaall year long!

She's Back.

Zzz.

Close Call.