Thursday, April 26, 2012

New Car.

I named my new car Seal!
And what better way to commemorate this momentous occasion then with haiku:

Silver Seal so sleek
Splendid super in the sea
Of cars so shiny

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Bye Pinky.



Here begins an ode to my faithful car of five years, Pinky A. Gogo, composed entirely in recycled drawings from past posts just for kicks. As per le deal with my parents, my baby brother is now of driving age and the time has come to ceremoniously bequeath Pinky unto him.

We've been through much together, Pinky an I:


Four speeding tickets,



Two flat tires,




and many many shared hours of speed racing, hydroplaning, chronic tailgating, and Yogurt Land runs.



Bye forever, Pinky! Or as my kickboxing instructor would say: CHEERS! PEACE OUT! ONE LOVE!

Monday, April 23, 2012

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Chopped.

Lately I've become an avid viewer of the Food Channel show “Chopped”.

At first I watched it because it just so happened to be on at the same time I was at the gym and it was the much better alternative over the ridiculous Real Housewives of Orange County/Beverly Hills/Atlanta/Wherever-else on Bravo.

Then I continued watching because I found it to be highly entertaining and addictive.

Presently, in addition to the first two reasons, I’ve developed a celeb-crush on one of the judges.

POP QUIZ:
WHICH OF THESE CHOPPED JUDGES DOES SUSAN FANCY?!

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