Vitamins.

Mi padre is a huge vitamin junky and never wastes a chance to infringe his views upon me. He even bought me a gigantic bottle of Centrum from Costco that is currently quietly rotting away in one of my drawers somewhere I think maybe. So finally the other day I buckled under the pressure, though instead of looking for that ol giant bottle of Centrum, I bought myself a bottle of Target-brand Adult gummy vitamins. I believe the yummy awesomeness of the gummies in conjunction with the Placebo effect paired with the ignorantly dogged determination that these are good for me will indeed induce the same vitapowers as taking a daily Centrum.