Name Game.

People have gotten my roommate (Sarah) and my name mixed up so many times on a continual, regular basis that now when it happens, my brain does not even register it as a mistake.

It's like it just added an extra username to my mental identity account and accepts dialogue transactions initiated with the name 'sarah' like it regularly would under my given name 'susan' or nickname 'sujan'.

Lamp Bug.

There's an odd-looking bug living inside the lamp in my bathroom. It seems to be out of hibernation because it's started scuttling around again after being gone through the winter.

$0 Perm FTW.

DYI Temp Perm:
1) French braid wet hair.
2) Sleep in french braided wet hair.
3) wake up, unbraid, and enjoy instant hair-do!

Kim Yu-Na FTW.

True to Korean-American form, I only ever tout Korean Pride after a Korean wins something.

Freak Out.

Suddenly and randomly emailing/messaging me out of the blue with only "Let's meet up, i have something to tell you" equals GUARANTEED FREAK OUT.

Hi KJ.

KJ the coworker loves to hang around my desk and make idle chitchat while simultaneously cracking his back. the idle chitchat i can handle (barely), but the back cracking makes me want to pull my hair out and scream, it grosses me out so much. his spine has a way of cracking not at all like a normal person's would, but crackles up and down along the entire length of his spine for what seems like forever and a decade before he pauses and starts it up again.

i is a cats!

I adore cats. unfortunately my roommate does not so much, which is one reason we do not currently own one. She is a poor confused dog person that does not understand the real joys in life. The other reason is that she is quite allergic to cats, and as tragedy has it... so am i.

Morning Worm.

Today I woke up to be greeted by a live worm on the ground. I grabbed my mr. clean indoor broom (weapon of choice) and attempted to impale it on the bristles so i could deposit it into the toilet (termination method of choice) without having to use the dust pan (transport method of second choice). Bugs NOT welcome here-- All trespassers will promptly be flushed.

New Work Monitor.

Yay for widescreen!!! My former teeny-tiny itsy-bitsy PC desktop (19'') had been grating on my nerves. Wider is better!!!...unless it's my waistline... then wider is most definately not better.

Home State.

Where else can you bare this much skin this early on in the year?!
Three cheers for california! Hooray Hooray Hooray!!!

Vday.

Today i was delighted to find my ever jampacked gym to be completely vacant.. until i remembered that it was vday evening...and then wasn't quite so delighted anymore.

Death By Auto Repair Center.

Today I literally sat at the auto repair center in garden grove for FOUR SOLID HOURS and experienced every possible emotional expression in the entire emotional spectrum of all emotional emotions ever emotionally emotioned!

Close Call.

Today I went tweezer-happy and nearly tweezed a gap in my eyebrow. @_@

Coworkers Beware.

There are these days when i feel like a ticking time bomb just lying in wait for a fight. any word is a fightin' word; it can and mostly likely will be used against you. There are these days when not even the cutest tiniest furriest baby animals can melt my heart. on the contrary, if i see one on the streets, I will likely kick it. Or fight it. Or kick it whilst fighting it and then win the fight and go on to fight any other person who might object to my battling a tiny furry baby animal that would have at another time on another day melted my heart and reduced me into a puddle of warm fuzzies. But not on THESE days. On these days I will fight said fuzzy animal and turn it into a sock. A single sock. AND WEAR IT.

Ran Late.

Today I had a big meeting and not only was my hair acting like somebody had been rubbing an immense balloon against the top of my head all night, I was in such a fantastic rush I forgot the makeups!!!

Next Door Neighbor.

A gigantic hairy black man in all his half-naked glory is NOT the most refreshing sight to behold first thing in the morning. In fact it is a most mood-rotting, sun-slapping sight to behold that will most certainly cause Post Traumatic Stress Disorder and make you wish you could pluck your eyeballs out and scrub them down with aluminum mesh and hydrogen peroxide or just skip all formalities throw them into a burning pit of fire.

Flat Tire.

Sitting in the rain waiting for AAA. If the situation had occured to someone else it would have delighted me to find that deflated tires in real life look exactly like the ones you see in cartoons.

Hey You!

Breeze.

I like the sound air makes going through my hoop earings.

KO.

The new shadowbox trainer is a monster.

Bad Hair.

No Mercy.