Coworkers 123.

Dear poor misguided coworkers: I'm not sure what school-for-cool you hail from, but i really wish to make it clear that transition glasses were not cool in 1998 when the nerdy kids in middle school wore em and got bashed in school hallways, and contrary to the not-at-all-convincing ads on TV, are STILL not cool in 2010 and pushes me to the brink of bashing you in the office hallways.