Dane.

Hi everyone, meet Dane: Quite possibly the prettiest, most daintiest looking man with a beard I've ever seen in my life. He was our apartment leasing agent and it was impossible not to stare at him sitting so prettily behind his desk with his wispy, shiny brown hair and oversized suite complete with shiny purple paisley tie…and of course, the beard. I would honestly not be surprised if he turned out to be two toddlers stacked on top of each other impersonating a grown man.