Fig. A: Company logo shirt
Behold the horrid blob shirt, our company's attempt to be hip and cool like them young folks at Skull Candy and Motorola with their sleek fitted black polo tees. Note that the keywords here for hip and coolness were: "fitted", "black", and "tees". Our shirts were the complete opposite: shapeless, white, and long-sleeved.
Hip and cool: FAIL.
Fig. B: Intern in company logo shirt vs. Susan in company logo shirt
The powers of the blob shirt to make any person look like a sadly drab bag of potatoes, however, is no match for the intern's powers of amazing youthful sparkly awesome cuteness, which miraculously transforms even the nasty blob shirt into amazing youthful sparkly awesome cuteness that renders all the boys into a helpless hot mess. Meanwhile I not only fail to possess half the sparkliness required to make the blob shirt look anywhere near not-blobby, but the blob shirt's sleeves were ridiculously short on me, hanging stupidly mid-arm and exposing my poor wrists to the harsh cold inside the convention center.
here's a fun question. what do you think would be different if the intern, or co-worker saw this site? XD
ReplyDeletelol!! i suppose it is inevitable that one day that day will come... At that time I will vehemently defend the honor of this blog..by denying that any of it is mine LOLLL :P
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