Americans and Their Culture 2

Apparently the dangerous levels of sodium in their bodies causes Americans to be agitatingly, irritatingly, and unacceptably slow. This explanation was preempted by the non-question: “People ask me such things as: ‘Why is service so bad in America?’” in reference to restaurants, hotels, airlines and such, said “bad” service likely meaning that people in America are not hired by their looks (as is prevalent within some occupations in Korea). Because Koreans are a pretty impatient and intolerant brood, likely to go mental at an extra 15 minutes wait or an ugly flight attendant, Mr. Tour Guide Man informed us that we will all need to act cool and make like the slow death of bad service is actually a perfectly natural, everyday way of life in order to fully blend in.