Fig. A: Spotted a “pincher” bug climbing up a wall
Fig. B: Icked out but decided that the bug is far enough away, and ventures a telepathic treaty in which both parties, pincher bug and Susan, shall keep respectable distance from the other and nobody will get hurt in acts of senseless violence.
Just when bug looks to be continuing on its merry way, bug goes KAMIKAZE:
Fig. C: Bug launches itself off the wall and DIVEBOMBS toward my face!!!!!
Fortunately for me, the terrorist-bug miscalculated the trajectory of his launch and ended up belly-up on my desk instead of on my FACE as likely intended. This battle is won (accidentally) by me but the war continues…
sigh JUST now i saw a spider on a wall and i got some tissue to kill it and as i went for the kill i swear it jumped. i still squished it between the tissue and the wall but i got so scared i gave a low toned shriek? hahai instantly thought of this post )= i hate bugs and arachnids and things with more than 4 legs
ReplyDeleteEyuck! Jumping spiders! I hate all bugs too!! >_<
ReplyDeletenext time kill it
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