WNTT.

There is not much else in this world that has the ability to cause as much psychological aggravation as these particular four words put together. Though as individual words they may be innocent as pies, combined into a phrase they become something far, FAR more dreadful.

Even worse is that the offender that delivers said phrase ALWAYS refuses to divulge whatever needs to be said on the spot/over the phone/through email but insists on setting an appointment for a later date. For a person with as inane an active imagination as me, this is the equivalent of an excruciatingly slow and torturous death via being hung upside down over a pit with two tiny punctures on each side of my head made to eventually drain all the blood out of my body in the longest time possible.

I might react cool as a cat on the outside:

Fig. A: Nothing to see here but the coolest cat ever, yep.

But inside my brain has already initiated T-0 to flipping out.

Fig. B: PLEASE JUST TELL ME AND PUT MY OUT OF MY MISERY

My dear friends and family and acquaintances and anyone else, please have the decency to just shoot me. I’m pretty sure I can handle whatever it is you need to say. Maybe you hate me, maybe you like me, maybe you want to break up, maybe you want to make up, maybe I’ve been the embodiment of every single one of your pet peeves for the past five years and have been ignorant to all signs of your passive aggression and now you finally can’t take it anymore, I don’t care WHAT it is, nothing can be worse than WAITING for whatever it is that you need to say :)