Snack Time.

Fig. A: Happy Susan Happy Snack

I was masterfully hand carving the peel off an apple with my fruit knife over the trashcan in the office break room and feeling quite proud of my single stand of apple peel and quite happy about this snack that would soon be sitting in my belleh when suddenly 

A WILD FREAK ACCIDENT APPEARS!!!

Apple goes AWOL and plunges straight into the deep dark bowels of the office trash can in heart-stopping slow-mo never to return again.

Fig. D: First reaction

T-10 seconds to second reaction:

ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!