Alarm.

Ever since I changed my phone, I’ve been unable to wake up in the morning and have consequently been late to work because the new phone’s new alarm is just not as persistent as my old phone's alarm was. Usually if I press snooze on my old phone, it’ll register that as license to beep with triple the vengeance until I have to jump out of bed and run out of the room in order to escape the madness. The new phone’s alarm has similar (if not louder) volume and a similar caliber of annoyingness in its beeps, but is easily offended and takes “snooze” to mean “shut up I hate you” instead of “please keep beeping I love you I need you.”