Cowlick-Man.

Saw a man with the most adorably cartoonish, gravity-defyingly magnificent cowlick I’ve ever chanced upon in my entire life!
Sadly, it was during a serious meeting about serious work things conducted in most serious manner… but would we have met in a different time, in a different place, under different circumstances, perhaps then something would have happened between us, cowlick-man. Perhaps I would have had the freedom to point and laugh at your expense.