UPS Man.

Once upon a time (over the weekend) Susan was walking out of Panda Express with a friend after a super cool chat over super yummy orange chicken and chow mein, when they happened to walk past a UPS man in line ordering food.

Susan proceeded to giggle like a creeper because UPS men in their brown shirt and shorts located anywhere other than inside a brown UPS truck just happens to amuse her to no end. This also goes for mailmen located anywhere other than inside a USPS car. She knows not why; It’s just the most funnyfunky thang.

IT WAS THEN that she saw on the UPS man the craziest thing she never saw in her life that which will change her life FOREVER.



Mind is blown.

The End.