Ah, the unflinchingly rigid order system of bygone grade school days. As nonsensical as it was, it was upheld short only to state LAW and all in the yard abided by it, and fought long and hard over it.
Used primarily to make oneself feel better after losing a race in the most obnoxious manner by claiming that the actual first place winner was “the worst”, therefore oneself who lost at second place was “the best”, fights would ensue when the first place winner claimed the spot zero “the hero” therefore asserting that the second place person was the actual “the worst” according to their astute deductive methods of deduction. Once that fight was fought all attention would then turn to jeering and sneering at “the nerd” and especially “the one with the hairy chest”.
These laws of numerical order fought so noisily and vehemently over in grade school…
…are still very much in effect today.
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