Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Feat. J.

J is infatuated with all things Chinese.

She loves Chinese people, Chinese language, Chinese foot massage, Chinese food, China missions, China traveling, and hopes and schemes to one day live in China for good.

For that reason when she gets into matchmaking mode, I like to call her:



The Chinese matchmaker is loud and demanding.



Whatever The Chinese matchmaker says...IS.



Nobody dares to cross The Chinese Matchmaker.



The Chinese Matchmaker considers her forced matchmaking to be the most magnanimous and selfless of deeds indeed and becomes immensely proud of her own self.



So thanks to The Chinese Matchmaker my sister Juice (whilst visiting our haus for one day) haplessly got her number delivered to a strange boy she never met in her life and is not in the least bit interested in.

The Chinese Matchmaker considers this match: MADE.

3 comments:

  1. wasnt there a whole upsetting post about juice having someone already?

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  2. Ooh observation skeelz! They broke up -_-;;;;

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  3. hahaha thanks you. for reasons unknown to me i just love this blog. and sucks to hear that!

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