Friday, September 17, 2010
Runaway Hair.
My hair is pretty hell-bent on escaping off my scalp during showers and I don’t know why. Perhaps it’s the fact that I take a hot iron and brutally burn them into straight submission most mornings.
Don’t you know, hairs, I am doing it all for you! So you can be beautiful! At least I don’t pump drugs and chemicals in torturous combination with hours of intense heat in order to force you into “permanent” shapes and unnatural colors! You have it good living on my scalp, I’m telling you! Be grateful for my tender loving care you renegade fools!!!
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maybe heat protector spray might help?
ReplyDeleteooh perhaps? The problem seems not to be damaged hair but missing hair.. :(
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