Friday, October 28, 2011

PPS.

Coming Soon to a table near you: the Great Post-prandial Somnolence of Thanksgiving Weekend 2011.

Post-prandial Somnolence: a normal state of drowsiness or lassitude following a meal, also known by the more ignorant common masses as “food coma.” But WE are not those masses. We are the hyper-intelligent elite that annoyingly replace colloquial terms with obsolete and pretentious verbiage cause being one of the masses was SO yesterday (adjusts hipster glasses).

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