Blogger.

Fig. A: Conversation in progress

After a couple years of SusanDraws-ing I've come across a slightly irksome downside to having most of my friends be regular readers: Everyone I know knows all my stories!!! D:

I love telling stories in typical super-hyped-up SusanSpeak fashion with hands-a-motionin wildly and spittle-a-flyin, and it’s especially irritating when I get all revved up to tell a really good story

THEY ALREADY KNOW IT.

Fig. E: Conversation Terminated

Awkward silence ensues.

It is very much not unlike having everyone in the entire world know the punch line to EVERY JOKE YOU EVER TELL BEFORE YOU TELL IT.

FOREVER ALONE.