Express.

Was at Express returning some fail buys when a man that looks as if he came straight from an abercrombie and fitch photo shoot pops out of the dressing rooms half nekkid with shirt-in-hand right smack in the middle of a store filled with only female shoppers and employees. After having to look at my middle-aged boys all day every day, my eyes nearly cried from the relief given to it by this hot mystery a&f man.