IV.

This windy dry spell in the weather is causing my poor eyeballs to feel and look not unlike two lumps of burning coals instead of the dewy limpid pools they regularly are (not). After I poured half my bottle of Optive on em in vain, I concluded that it’d be most ingenious if I could instead get bags of Optive to IV drip straight into my eyes all day. Plausible: not, effective: maybe, creepy: most absolutely yes.