Helicobacter Pylori.

Meet my secret admirer, Helicobacter Pylori.
He (and his colony) is a jolly bunch of common (in third world countries) and easily treatable (in the course of two weeks) bacterium that has apparently been living happily in my stomach of which I had no idea about (that explains the nausea) until my doctor left me a voicemail cheerfully announcing that my blood test results “looks great!” and that “nothing is out of place!” but also that “oh by the way you tested positive for Helicobacter Pylori bacteria! Have a great day! Bye!”